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abusive mothers are a thing. dont take it.
i'm so sick of seeing people say that "moms cant be abusive". i'm so sick of it.
i spent. my entire life being abused by mine. she did more damage than my father. far more. she ruined me as an adult. if it wasnt for alex saving me when he did, i'd be dead. she was the one who made me self harm from age 10+. she would scream at me for hours, belittle me, call me stupid (or use a mental handicap as a slur), hurt my animals, take my dad's child support for her beer money (Which was supposed to be use for my health), starve me, and so much more that i dont. want to talk about. she did bad things to me. i need to go to therapy for it b/c. i just. only recently told my fiance, someone ive known for 7 years about it. thats how fucking terrified i was.
i made her sound like a good person to people i knew because i just wanted a mom. i lied about her because she convinced me that she was okay. i used to talk about what she would do to me so much on da when i was younger and she woul
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This rare nerd creature had been spotted by accident when a scientist stumbled across the world of angels. It was an amazing and revolutionary discovery indeed, and it was immediately recorded in the excited scientist's journal of intriguing discoveries. The scientist thought of the color black when he saw this creature, of course, because of its beautifully groomed black wings and messy hair. Now, this creature is referred to as a 'Kurou' -- coming from the word 'kuro' which means black in Japanese.
Quite often, this creature spends its time reading books and learning new fancy vocabulary words. To seduce its mates, it uses these vocabulary words to its advantage. An example of this would be when one was caught saying the following: "Ahh... Of course, I must be extremely provocative right now... Just-... Tantalizing your mind...~" 
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ooc. rant
warning: probably lots of cursing
why are parents so fucking stupid these days??
if your kid is dissatisfied with life, fUCKING HELP THEM
this is probably why no one in high school is satisfied with life anymore... it's not about their grades or school or whatever -- that's nothing
it's probably their fucking parents putting stress on them constantly
and it's even worse when shit like this starts at a young age
and people don't get help when they need it so their problems just get progressively worse until it morphs into mental illness
oh... you want to know what my mom does instead?? and my girlfriend's??
fucking yells at us for needing support
fucking y e l l s at us
and curses at our faces and throws insults
yes... thank you mom... i feel so much better now that you've told me children are starving in africa and that i'm just a lazy and annoying piece of garbage
if you're ever planning on
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Sorry for that awful pun. Anyway, I got tagged by a certain Greek Kasshole (again, sorry for the awful pun) :iconkassandra-21:, and... that's it. Let's do this.

Rules

  • Write the rules  (Or copy and paste them, whichever you prefer)
  • Write 13 things about yourself  
  • Answer 13 questions made by the person who tagged you, and make your own 13 questions
  • Tag 13 deviants. Make sure they know that they are tagged. <s>to hell with that</s>
  • Don't say ''You're tagged if you read this"
  • It is forbidden not to tag anyone. <s>no it isn't, fuck off</s>
  • Tag backs are allowed.
  • If you don't make this tag in a week, you need to obey a wish of the person who tags you!  <s>lolno</s>

13 facts about me

1. I really can't stand coffee.
2. Tea is alright, I guess.
3. Apparently my hair is now long enough to have in a ponytail. Hell, I can even do a ponytail (even if it is pretty short).
4. I went to Utrecht twice during the past two weeks.
5. Apparently I have thick eyebrows.
6. I have a Dalek mug.
7. I play with my hair way too often (and I think one of my teachers, who happens to be bald, gets a bit jealous everytime he sees me doing it)
8. Apparently I'm a really good goalkeeper???
9. I can do cwazy shit with my fingers, mayn
10. Oreos for life
11. And Pringles
12. And peanut butter candy
13. I'm still curious if fries with chocolate sauce taste good

Kassie's questions:

1. What's your favourite number? Or, well, one of them.
42

2. Will you dance with me?
yell heah

3. Name one of your favorite types of sandwich
Kip Samourai (kip is Dutch for chicken)

4. You're going on a quest and you get to choose 3 of your favourite game/show/comic charas (not your own XD) to come with you, which ones do you choose and why?
The Doctor, because time travel and very old Time Lord who knows/doesn't know what he's doing, Jack Harkness, because he's just charming, cool and fantastic and Deadpool. Because Deadpool.

5. Tell me something you used to love/be obsessed with and can't stand now.
Apparently I used to eat carrots and tomatoes and drink tea frequently when I was a kid. Now I don't usually do that anymore.

6. You have to choose what's the most adorable thing in the world, or the earth will blow up. The choices are: Bunnies, kitties, puppies, ladybugs, babies and clownfish. Go.
hmmmmmmmm, I'll go for kitties.

7. Crossover time: One of your fav anime/manga charas in one of your fav tv shows. How would it go?
any of the YGO characters in the Whoniverse... I'm imagining Kaiba attempting to undo all of his losses against Yugi/Pharaoh. hoo boi.

8. Pokemon: You have to be one of two, Magikarp or Geodude?
Magikarp. For obvious reasons (evolving into Gyarados).

9.  Share a fav quote from a show with me.
Quagmire: Hey, you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?
Peter: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.
Family Guy, obviously.

10. What's your favourite place to be apart from your room?
Anywhere that's calm and/or beautiful

11. KitKat with peanutbutter, yay or nay?
yay

12. Name at least one thing you would change about how the internet works.
I'd rather not have sites/companies/etc. see to which sites I go to and other shit I do on the internet/computer

13. Truth or dare?~ 
Daring truths or truthful dares?

My questions:
1. ...what's a question?
2. What's the square root of -1?
3. Have you ever tried reversing the jelly baby of the neutron flow?
4. How does it feel to have long hair (if you have it, of course)?
5. Could I get a hug, Binky-boy?
6. Pickle Pringles and/or cola-flavored chocolate bar, yay or nay?
7. If you could be the Doctor, in which incarnation do you prefer to be and why?
8. What would you do if everything that holds dear to you gets taken away from you in just a whim?
9. Do you love the color of the sky?
10. Would you rather eat a potato and feel its pain or be a potato?
11. Where's Shiro?
12. Would you rather see all your biggest (irrational) fears in one for an hour non-stop or be trapped in a confession dial for billions of years?
13. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

not tagging anyone. feel free to do this tag if you feel like it.
Sorry for that awful pun. Anyway, I got tagged by a certain Greek Kasshole (again, sorry for the awful pun) :iconkassandra-21:, and... that's it. Let's do this.

Rules

  • Write the rules  (Or copy and paste them, whichever you prefer)
  • Write 13 things about yourself  
  • Answer 13 questions made by the person who tagged you, and make your own 13 questions
  • Tag 13 deviants. Make sure they know that they are tagged. <s>to hell with that</s>
  • Don't say ''You're tagged if you read this"
  • It is forbidden not to tag anyone. <s>no it isn't, fuck off</s>
  • Tag backs are allowed.
  • If you don't make this tag in a week, you need to obey a wish of the person who tags you!  <s>lolno</s>

13 facts about me

1. I really can't stand coffee.
2. Tea is alright, I guess.
3. Apparently my hair is now long enough to have in a ponytail. Hell, I can even do a ponytail (even if it is pretty short).
4. I went to Utrecht twice during the past two weeks.
5. Apparently I have thick eyebrows.
6. I have a Dalek mug.
7. I play with my hair way too often (and I think one of my teachers, who happens to be bald, gets a bit jealous everytime he sees me doing it)
8. Apparently I'm a really good goalkeeper???
9. I can do cwazy shit with my fingers, mayn
10. Oreos for life
11. And Pringles
12. And peanut butter candy
13. I'm still curious if fries with chocolate sauce taste good

Kassie's questions:

1. What's your favourite number? Or, well, one of them.
42

2. Will you dance with me?
yell heah

3. Name one of your favorite types of sandwich
Kip Samourai (kip is Dutch for chicken)

4. You're going on a quest and you get to choose 3 of your favourite game/show/comic charas (not your own XD) to come with you, which ones do you choose and why?
The Doctor, because time travel and very old Time Lord who knows/doesn't know what he's doing, Jack Harkness, because he's just charming, cool and fantastic and Deadpool. Because Deadpool.

5. Tell me something you used to love/be obsessed with and can't stand now.
Apparently I used to eat carrots and tomatoes and drink tea frequently when I was a kid. Now I don't usually do that anymore.

6. You have to choose what's the most adorable thing in the world, or the earth will blow up. The choices are: Bunnies, kitties, puppies, ladybugs, babies and clownfish. Go.
hmmmmmmmm, I'll go for kitties.

7. Crossover time: One of your fav anime/manga charas in one of your fav tv shows. How would it go?
any of the YGO characters in the Whoniverse... I'm imagining Kaiba attempting to undo all of his losses against Yugi/Pharaoh. hoo boi.

8. Pokemon: You have to be one of two, Magikarp or Geodude?
Magikarp. For obvious reasons (evolving into Gyarados).

9.  Share a fav quote from a show with me.
Quagmire: Hey, you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?
Peter: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.
Family Guy, obviously.

10. What's your favourite place to be apart from your room?
Anywhere that's calm and/or beautiful

11. KitKat with peanutbutter, yay or nay?
yay

12. Name at least one thing you would change about how the internet works.
I'd rather not have sites/companies/etc. see to which sites I go to and other shit I do on the internet/computer

13. Truth or dare?~ 
Daring truths or truthful dares?

My questions:
1. ...what's a question?
2. What's the square root of -1?
3. Have you ever tried reversing the jelly baby of the neutron flow?
4. How does it feel to have long hair (if you have it, of course)?
5. Could I get a hug, Binky-boy?
6. Pickle Pringles and/or cola-flavored chocolate bar, yay or nay?
7. If you could be the Doctor, in which incarnation do you prefer to be and why?
8. What would you do if everything that holds dear to you gets taken away from you in just a whim?
9. Do you love the color of the sky?
10. Would you rather eat a potato and feel its pain or be a potato?
11. Where's Shiro?
12. Would you rather see all your biggest (irrational) fears in one for an hour non-stop or be trapped in a confession dial for billions of years?
13. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

not tagging anyone. feel free to do this tag if you feel like it.

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Shit I accidentally deleted your message
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thetrollsapprentice Featured By Owner 12 hours ago
dammit yuzu
ah well, shit happens
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Thank you for the fav :)
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